Tuesday 26 June 2018

MY AFFABLE COMMISSIONER






           A couple of months after my first posting as a Sub Divisional Officer (SDO) in 1969 , I received the tour programme of the Revenue Divisional Commissioner, Northern Division to Bonai. This news was a welcome one to me for we would have the company of Gopal Babu (Gopal Chandra Dash) that would make life in this small place a bit lively for a few days. I however noticed some sort of concern in a few officers. The commissioner’s love for food was known far and wide. Playing host could be expensive. I tried to cheer up my officers. He would be my guest on the first day, I suggested. 

         The Commissioner knew me since I was a child. He would be quite happy to see me and my wife playing host to him. I broke the news to my wife. She was happy and launched a comprehensive programme. River Brahmani flows nearby. The ferry service station at Tumkela, known as Tumkelaghat, is the favourite place to buy fresh fish regularly caught from the river by the fishermen of the area. My wife sent her most efficient errand boy to buy two kilograms of the best Rohu fish. While he was away, other items were getting prepared.  She was happy that the khansama had got the elaborate job well executed before noon. The Commissioner was expected around thirty minutes past one in the afternoon. She grew apprehensive as the peon had not returned with fish till midday. She waited for another fifteen minutes. Situation did not improve. An emergency plan was launched. She would go for chicken in stead. One did not have broiler chickens available those days (in the year1969). We had raised a modest poultry unit in our house. The unit comprised about six hens, a few chicks and a cock. All were local birds. Those nice birds were treated as our guests and we used to derive pleasure in feeding the birds in the morning and in the afternoon. She took the momentous decision to make chicken curry and had no means of buying the right type of chicken so soon. The Head Clerk of the SDO office had his official residence just behind our house. She advised a peon to take a bird from our unit to the Head Clerk’s house and exchange it for a bird from his poultry unit. Fortunately, the Head Clerk was available when the emissary reached his house with the live bird and conveyed the proposal. The Head Clerk was a bit confused initially; but was full of sympathy when the plight of my wife was explained to him by the peon. 

             Since the Commissioner Sahib was the guest, he decided to part with the healthiest bird to do justice to the guest.  Preparation of the curry had barely progressed when the Commissioner’s retinue headed by the young SDO entered the living room of the SDO’s bungalow. Worry and anxiety were all that I saw in my wife’s face. I took her in and tried to ascertain facts. There would be no fish as the peon who had been sent to buy fish had not returned so far. She briefly narrated the contingency plan she had resorted to for compensating the inadvertent absence of fish from the menu for the Commissioner’s lunch. She however added a caveat. The chicken was taking much longer time to cook I cursed the Head Clerk. The mention of the Commissioner’s lunch must have sent this innocent soul to a state of dizziness. He must have parted with his biggest of birds; hardly realizing that the bulk of the bird was not due to its state of health but due to its advanced age. That was the reason why the chicken was not softening in the cauldron despite the best efforts of the seasoned khansama.



            Once the Commissioner settled down in the sofa and had a refreshing fruit juice, he showed all eagerness to go to the dining room. We could not delay his journey to the food world. He was ushered to the table. Soup was served. The bowl was swiftly emptied even before soup had been served to the host. The next course was cutlets, nicely made and pleasantly spiced with cinnamon and mint. He was quick to finish. He was now getting impatient to have his favourite food. Propriety was thrown to the winds. He looked at my wife and wanted to know when the main dish would be served. She got the message all right but had no easy solution. She cast an agonizing look at the kitchen. The smell of chicken was flowing into the receptive nostrils of my Commissioner and was making him restive. The khansama finally arrived and liberally served chicken to the honored guest. His face lit up. Repeated efforts to cut pieces of meat through knife and fork yielded no result. The flesh was tough enough. He discarded the benign instruments and opted for his robust hands. A big piece of cooked chicken was swiftly lifted. An obliging mouth and experienced teeth received the sought after food; but bite after bite had had no impact on the big piece of chicken. My Commissioner made a couple of efforts with greater vigour. He did not succeed. The big piece was dropped on the plate in disgust. Both of us were greatly embarrassed. Mr Sundar Rajan, the Collector, appeared distraught and did not know how to restore normalcy. My affable Commissioner came with a chivalrous gesture. He comforted my wife by saying that the items prepared by her were tasty but as she was a vegetarian she should have no remorse over the spoilt dish. The rest of the lunch session passed off silently with liberal flow of vegetarian items. The guests took leave. 

                We looked for the elusive peon who had been deputed to buy fish from Tumkela ghat. He appeared in the evening, with an outrageous explanation. When the fishermen were told that he would buy two kilograms of fish they were taken by surprise for our usual requirement had been only five hundred grams. They were informed of the larger requirement due to the SDO playing host to the Commissioner for lunch. The good fisherman informed our peon that Commissioner would have dinner at Lahunipara and for this fish were being caught in a tank of a nearby Grama Panchayat. They therefore advised our simple peon to go to the tank and get fresh fish from there. He obliged and waited for the catch which was possible only late in the afternoon. He hurried back to our house as it was too late for the day-party at home.



                      I had yet another glimpse of his love for food. We had by then moved to Rourkela. I was the SDO and Shri Satya Ranjan Pal was the Additional District Magistrate. Our Commissioner was returning to his headquarters, Sambalpur, from Patna. Both of us were advised to meet him at Birmitrapur, a town in my sub-division on the Bihar-Orissa border. He would resume duty there, transact some official business and then proceed to Sambalpur after lunch. The guest house of the BSL Company, known as the Director’s Bungalow is a fabulous property with many suits, a vast well wooded garden. Commissioner’s car arrived. I opened the door of the car to receive him. Before he could get down, about half a dozen of cauliflowers rolled down from the car. I withdrew a bit to allow what could be an avalanche of vegetables to descend. Commissioner got down. I craned my neck to find out the condition inside his car. It was fully loaded with cauliflowers. His suitcase was to be taken out of the luggage boot. Before it could be taken out, there was another descent of dozens of cauliflower. Commissioner was amused at my state of bewilderment. With a grin he told us how he had stopped on the way at a market to buy cauliflowers and finding them cheap, bought a good quantity. 

                 Mr. Pal and I joined him for a discussion on some official matter and then all three of us had lunch in the guest house. It was raining and the garden outside was looking pretty. He decided to have beer along with food. He reminisced and decided to recount an interesting incident of his younger days. He was then a forest officer, on training at the training school at Angul. Six of them were under training and none was satisfied about the food they were served by the hostel cook. It was always inadequate for them, particularly, the non vegetarian dishes. One day they all decided to have one full chicken for each of them. The cook made arrangements accordingly. All the officers except our Commissioner went to attend their classes. Commissioner was having fever and he was in bed. The trainees would come for lunch around one in the afternoon. Our Commissioner rushed to the kitchen around noon and wanted to have his meal. There was great deal of excitement in him. He was served with his favourite chicken for that was a day when the flow of chicken would not end as he would have one whole chicken for himself. But the flow did stop after sometime and he looked up, angry, and demanded more. The cook was angrier; he had by then served five chickens to him and must save the last one for the five officers who would soon come for lunch. Our Commissioner rushed back to his room and again pretended to be sick, to save his skin.



                    I was posted as Additional District Magistrate at Rourkela. One morning I was informed about some exchange of fire in the Industrial Estate. We had a Magistrate on the spot along with police to tackle some on going unrest in the area. The news about firing was serious enough to decline my wife’s request to have a light breakfast before rushing to the scene. There was utter confusion; the police and the Magistrate were in a state of shock. I took charge of the situation. I sent words for a contingent of armed men from the Orissa Military Police. A few policemen arrived. They were asked to take position. I led the team and declared the agitating people an unlawful assembly. They were asked though repeated announcements over loudspeaker to disperse. They however reacted by shooting arrows at us. Situation was getting worse with growing intensity of arrow-shooting. 

              I decided to take recourse to firing when repeated attempts to disperse the crowd failed. A few rounds of firing was done; each only after my specific order to fire. The disciplined policemen would kneel, aim at the person about to shoot an arrow at us and then fire low to avoid possibility of hitting the head. There were a few casualties and the mob dispersed. I sat down, somewhat exhausted, somewhere on the side of a road while some miscreants were being rounded up by the police. The leader of the police team, a nice Gorkha Havildar, walked up to me and asked me to reduce the verbal firing order to writing. I did that and he departed with the order with a smart salute. Immediately thereafter, a kindly person offered me a glass of hot tea the aroma and freshness of which I still remember. 
           Government decided to hold an inquiry into the firing. Commissioner conducted the inquiry. He heard my version of the incident in a formal manner. He also heard other concerned persons. While making detailed study at the spot without associating me in the exercise, he got a vivid description of the incident from some eye witnesses who described how in this case a Magistrate was found leading a police team and how orderly was the management of the crisis. 

            Only after submitting his report to the Government did the affable Commissioner unfold to me about his impression about my efficient handling of the case. I came to know of the adorable professionalism in the affable Commissioner.



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